By Andrew DeWitt

For weeks now, Missouri fans have been discussing the upcoming “Beast Mode” Jerseys that Nike is putting out. With the jersey comes an advertisement. Here it is the text of it…It’s the Tiger Football program Mantra as created by Nike.

THIS T-SHIRT SYAS MORE THAN “BEAST MODE.” IT SAYS WELCOME TO THE TRUMAN SHOW. IT SAYS WE ORGANIZE A MILITIA TO PROTECT OUR HOME. IT SAYS WHO LET THE TIGERS OUT? AND THERE AIN’T NO ONE GOING TO PUT THEM BACK IN. IT SAYS LET’S TAKE THE WAR DRUM AND TEAR DOWN THE GOALPOST AND CARR THEM BACK TO HARPO’S, EVEN IF WE’RE PLAYING IN KANSAS CITY. IT SAYS, “HERE TWEETIE, TWEETIE BIRD, THE BIG BAD TIGER IS STARVING.” IT SAYS THAT THIS GAME, THIS TEAM, THIS GIANT “M” ON THE HILL MEANS MORE TO ME THAN ANYTHING ELSE. IT SAYS MIZ-ZOU OR SOMETHING CLOSE TO THAT DEPENDING ON WHOM WE’RE PLAYING.